Tuesdays With Muerte

Bryan's Shrine to Excellent Media Procured on the Interwebs
I actually saw a guy at the grocery store in this attire and shameless asked if his dad was a lawyer.  Nope.  ”Investment analyst.”

I actually saw a guy at the grocery store in this attire and shameless asked if his dad was a lawyer.  Nope.  ”Investment analyst.”

(Source: wannajoke, via noconquistasnada)

Forget Ninja Turtles. I’m saving up for Annie (Dec. 25) and The Theory of Everything (Jan 1).

Euthanasia

Euthanasia

We found cloudzilla

We found cloudzilla

I searched for the meaning of “Bae” on google.  I was not disappointed.

Word used by ghetto people to address their significant other because they have found themselves too lazy to pronounce the entire word “babe”.

"My bae Jamal done spent all his mommas money on these nails gurl"
the-study-of-wumbo:

stereolights:

It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips

maybe the strips were so effective that he inhaled his wife

It’s a vicious cycle.

the-study-of-wumbo:

stereolights:

It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips

maybe the strips were so effective that he inhaled his wife

It’s a vicious cycle.

(via zackisontumblr)